What's mum's problem?

Mum seems to be getting awfully upset at me lately. Sometimes she screams and shouts and drags me away from what I am doing. For example last week she got quite annoyed when I found a used spoon on the floor and decided to use it to eat leftovers from the day before that I found on the mat under my highchair. I mean to say - what's wrong with a little green bread or a hairy chunk of meat? And the following day she went ballistic - pulling me out of the bathroom screaming at me that I was disgusting. My mouth was hot and sore because of a new tooth that's coming through, so I couldn't see anything wrong with cooling it down by sucking on the cold porcelain toilet bowl - Léon had left the seat up so it was easy to reach. What was wrong with that?

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