I ignore her. What's her problem anyway? I click a few buttons, it turns round, big deal! I think it looks nicer this way up. I am such a clever girl, amn't I? I wonder if I know intuitively how to bugger her computer because daddy's a computer nerd? This is the second time I've broken her computer recently :-)
Afterwards I wondered if she was a bit mad - she said to mum. I have a questionnaire to fill out here, can you answer a few questions:
1) Can Anna eat lumpy food?
Huh? I had lasagne and chips for dinner last night - what is this woman on?
2) Can Anna sit unaided now?
Sit unaided? SIT UNAIDED??? Is she barking - I've been sitting for 5 months - shouldn't she be asking if I can cruise the furniture, silly cow!?
Daddy thinks I am very brave. He is very proud of me, but then I had stopped crying when he arrived.