Mum and dad went out to their work's dinner dance for 3 hours last night and left me with Granny, Pumpa and big cousin Gordy. I was well-behaved, spending much of my time lying on the couch talking to my grandparents and showing them my lovely smiles. I did have a grump about that bizarre bottle of milk they tried sticking in my mouth but after an angry protest, they decided to drip mum's milk into my mouth using a calpol syringe instead. I put up with that grudgingly. Hopefully I behaved well enough, they might not be too horrified if I ever need babysitting again!